Big Bro Lil Bro Podcast (BBLB)
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Big Bro RJ and Lil Bro Tuck are two loud minds at different stages of grown-manhood. Big Bro’s in full “Unc” mode—equal parts realist, life coach, and walking cookout playlist. He’s no know-it-all… he just knows he knows more than most. Lil Bro’s still clinging to his YN energy, dodging crazy circumstances like it’s cardio and occasionally learning the hard way.
Running the sound is Scooty McNogame—the formally (maybe still kinda) creepy, sound engineer. Now newly engaged, thanks to Big Bro’s tough (borderline abusive) love and years of watching Lil Bro's struggles like a live-action cautionary tale.
And now: Lotta Sausage, former contributor, now full fledged co-host; the Fresh out of college kid with zero dating experience, endless questions, and the romantic instincts of a soggy waffle. He’s confused, he’s confident in his lack of confidence who's here to learn from the other three... (poor guy).
It’s real talk, reckless advice, and ridiculous takes from a crew that ALMOST has it figured out. Tap in for laughs, lessons, lists and the kind of chaos you didn’t know you needed.
Big Bro Lil Bro Podcast (BBLB)
Snackable #5: Build Her, Like NBA 2K
On this snackable, the guys discuss where they would allocate points toward making their perfect partner...
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Speaker 2:I'm snacking on chips, nigga.
Speaker 1:What you mean. We're trying to do the disclaimer.
Speaker 2:I get it, but I think the audience knows what's real. You're not really an asshole. Scootie really doesn't abduct bitches, and Lotta well, he ain't got no bitches, but I I mean still what's up? Good point.
Speaker 3:Snackables bitch.
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Speaker 5:And then start saying what does she rank in terms of like qualities? Was she your nicest person you ever met? Probably not. You probably met a nicer girlfriend, but then she wasn't as smart. Okay. So then, is your your nicest person you ever met? Probably not. You probably met a nicer girlfriend, but then she wasn't as smart. Okay, so then, is your wife your smartest? Probably not, but she's smart. But then the other girl who was smarter wasn't as nice. You know what I'm saying. Looks like your wife. Is she the finest girl you ever dated? You're like hell. No, it can't be, because she a thought, that girl's a thought I say that to my wife all the time.
Speaker 5:Me and my wife. There's no way we can max out.
Speaker 2:The baddest chick you had is never your wife. Never, because usually they don't have the qualities to be your wife.
Speaker 5:They didn't work on themselves any other way, because they look so good. All they do is dunk. They can't shoot a free throw. Yeah. So, it's real, huh.
Speaker 4:And they were all divorced. The following day.
Speaker 1:So that, of course, is Marcellus Wiley on his platform talking about maxing out in a relationship. Basically, he's saying that you can't get everything top level in comparison to other people you've dated across the board. Where do you guys fall on that?
Speaker 2:He's saying, like the minute you get married, that's that's what he's saying, yeah.
Speaker 1:Or like when, like the one you chose to marry, like it's kind of less, I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah doesn't equate to what you were doing before well, you just say you'll never, she'll never be the top of everything, she'll never be first. Oh, she'll never.
Speaker 2:Match everything, match up yeah, okay, got you, got you, got you. Oh man, I don't know that that's an interesting take, because I've never heard anybody say that before. So that one's, that one's tough. Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 5:I mean, I guess I agree I guess I agree.
Speaker 2:I guess I agree with kind of, because I'm like that it's tough to say, because I mean, if you dealt with so many different chicks and then if you chose to marry one, mean clearly it had to be something special for her for you to put the ring on her.
Speaker 1:I don't think he's saying that there's nothing special about them. I just think he's saying that the other qualities, where she's not you know the best in that category that you've been with, outshine that one category. Hence why he's with her, got you. So he's not saying that she's not quality or right as well. You just say in certain areas yeah yeah, where do you guys?
Speaker 3:I don't look at like that's such a weird way to look at it for me like if, if I'm dating, if I'm, you know, let's say I've dated three girls and I'm no, you have but yeah let's say, I have in this world, um, and I'm, and I'm dating a girl now that I think I'm gonna marry.
Speaker 3:I'm not thinking, I'm not looking at her, I'm like, well, her ass is smaller than the second one, her boobs are bigger than the third and she's smarter than the first one, but I like her, you know, I'm just like. I don't like that's such a yeah I why.
Speaker 3:But it's like, and then it's like okay, I'll tally all that up and then decide if I want to propose like that's uh, like no, like I don't, I wouldn't look at, I wouldn't look at my girlfriend like that yeah, it's almost like you building a bitch, kind of.
Speaker 2:But then you left some shit out like, yeah, it's like, yeah, you built a bitch, but then you left some shit out like Build a bitch, yeah, you build a bitch, but then you left some shit out. I don't want her too perfect. She has to have some flaws, but you know she can't be.
Speaker 3:So I mean, what he's saying is probably what would be the flaws that you would pick, though, right, oh man, where do we start?
Speaker 1:So let's say, you had All right.
Speaker 2:Let's say Says our listeners, but anyway Says one listener. Fuck you, cheryl. You think I forgot about you. I didn't leave you in 2022.
Speaker 4:I remember you, he really did not forget damn.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I listened to that episode like two months ago. Fuck that bitch. Anyway, sorry, we're in 2025.
Speaker 5:That was my past. Okay, back to your build-a-bitch proposition.
Speaker 1:Would you build-a-bitch? No, I would not. My wife is everything that.
Speaker 5:I want.
Speaker 1:She's maxed out in every single way.
Speaker 3:So you don't agree, then no, I don't.
Speaker 1:I'm completely against it Especially when.
Speaker 5:I've been married twice.
Speaker 1:Yeah and right, right right, you know, I think he has a lot of uh good points when he says oh, you know, usually the more attractive women have thought tendencies, right? Um like my first marriage. Like my ex wife, she was you know six years older and attractive at the time, Um, but that's shifted in like almost immediately after we started dating. It was like, oh, that's not enough, that's not, that is not enough, that is terrible. Wait a minute.
Speaker 2:Immediately after we started dating.
Speaker 1:Immediately Now I was, I was, I was young and stupid.
Speaker 4:Immediately me now I was, I was young and stupid right um, which is what I'm trying to keep you guys away from.
Speaker 1:It's working yeah, right, it really is. Um, shout out to the bro, but yeah, but now you know, I'm married to someone who really is and I don't want to say something as cliche as checks all the boxes, but she is phenomenal in every single way, right, uh, so so to have that as a point for comparison is, I don't know. I think it's unfair for me to interject in this conversation, because where I'm at right now, it's just everything's off the charts. It's like light years ahead. Yeah, beauty, passion, intelligence, you know, supportive.
Speaker 4:I feel like that's how it should be when you find a wife.
Speaker 3:Yeah 100% you would think I mean remember you're putting the ring on her, that's how that's how you know she's your wife.
Speaker 1:Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2:Um so that's why I was so torn in the beginning, because I'm like man, that's kind of tough to really answer.
Speaker 1:Right. So let's say it's you know your life, 2k wife build oh, I'm here.
Speaker 3:I'm in it.
Speaker 1:And you get. How many points do you get to do a? My player in NBA 2K.
Speaker 3:He's on at midnight it's not by point system, but it's not. It's not my point system, but it's like everything is from 40ish to 99.
Speaker 1:right. So so you gotta say you have a certain amount of points. You start off with 50 in every year. First off, what are five areas that you would uh want or you want us to rate, and where would you allocate the points? Let let's say you start with 49 and I give you, well, let's say, 50 points, five different categories looks, intelligence, compassion, support and independent.
Speaker 5:Hmm, what independent Hmm.
Speaker 1:What were?
Speaker 3:they one more time. I forgot all of them. You said looks yeah.
Speaker 4:Looks compassion, support.
Speaker 2:Yeah, support.
Speaker 4:There's one more Intelligence, intelligence, thank you. Compassion, support, and then independence, and then independence.
Speaker 3:Okay, good, all right, I feel big bro. And then independence.
Speaker 4:And then independence.
Speaker 3:Okay, good, All right.
Speaker 4:Ben, yeah, I feel big bro. I agree with you on the first four for sure.
Speaker 3:And we get 50 points and we're allocating them into each of these, but they start off with 49. Oh, got it. Oh, we're trying to get them to 99?. All right, ben, all right, I'm here, I'm here long in.
Speaker 1:I'm curious about the uh, the independent. What do you mean in full by that? So I I think a lot of people in relationships. We think like, um, you have to give yourself all to somebody at all times, and if you don't, then you're not doing the right thing. I would say the opposite. I would say that each person needs to be an independent entity that comes together with the other person.
Speaker 2:Agreed 1000%.
Speaker 1:So when I say independent, I mean does it need to be with you 24-7?
Speaker 2:That's big for me.
Speaker 1:Right. Does it allows you to be independent as well? I don't like cling. Yeah, um, I don't like clingy chicks.
Speaker 2:I see what you mean.
Speaker 1:I don't like clingy chicks at all so someone who's strong, who's strong enough to be like oh no, I can go do this, right, you know, I can get up and go work out. Or I can get up and, you know, go go to work and do certain things so what you say, independence looks, intelligence, compassion, and what was the last one? Uh, it's looks. Compassion, support, intelligence and independence. That's what I forgot with support.
Speaker 3:Okay, you have your I'm not sure I did this right, but I got numbers, all right everybody starts at a 49 and now, all right, what do we got? Do you want to go bone by one for each category? Yeah like round robin or just like list them off and uh no, just start, looks.
Speaker 1:And then you started with 49. You have 50 points to give to increase your players, your girlfriends, score. Where are you allocating the points to increase your girlfriend's score? Where are you allocating the points?
Speaker 3:Okay, okay, so you're just asking me and not hugging. I gave looks a 75.
Speaker 4:Okay so you that might be too high just over math on the first someone else go for someone else.
Speaker 1:You just gave 26 of your points to looks someone else go first.
Speaker 3:I'm.
Speaker 1:I'm a visual learner so you gave 26 points and now you're at 75. That's what you're telling me.
Speaker 3:No, okay, let's say I give 10 points to looks, I'll give 8 points to support, I'll give 15 to independence.
Speaker 1:Wait, hold on. How much are you giving to looks?
Speaker 3:Oh God, what did I? 15?, 15. Okay, 15 to looks.
Speaker 1:Wait, hold on, hold on. How much are you giving to looks? Oh God, what did I? 15? 15.
Speaker 3:Okay, 15 to looks All right, support will go 10.
Speaker 1:10.
Speaker 3:Intelligence will go 10.
Speaker 1:10.
Speaker 3:Independence 10, and then the rest in compassion and the rest in compassion and the rest in compassion.
Speaker 1:Is that that's a lot for compassion 10, 20, 30 plus 15, for you to give five points to compassion she doesn't need all right, she doesn't need compassion.
Speaker 3:Now you're up no five compassion or sorry you're late, it's done it.
Speaker 1:It's done, you're in. God damn it, you're in. So you gave 15 to looks. Now your girl is a 64 in looks.
Speaker 3:In 2K. That's terrible.
Speaker 1:Five to compassion. So your girl is a 54. She's not compassionate at all I got to work late. Fuck you, I'm fucking your best friend.
Speaker 4:Oh damn, no compassion.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:Ten to support, but then she supports. I shouldn't have fucked your best friend.
Speaker 3:I'm so sorry. This is literally build a bitch. This is exactly what you said you didn't want to do.
Speaker 1:I'm just trying to figure.
Speaker 2:You didn't want to do I'm just trying to figure out, because you allocated your points in a certain way. Don't blame me, except you're welcome.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 59 in intelligence. So she kind of stupid See how much time they have and then 59 for independence. So, lana, your girl is not I got you, I like the crazy ones.
Speaker 3:I don got you. I like the crazy ones, I don't know. I like the crazy, not caring dumb ones, so Scooty what would you do?
Speaker 1:Looks All right, I got looks on 15. Looks plus 15. So you're at 64 with looks.
Speaker 4:I got intelligence 10.
Speaker 1:So you're at 59 with intelligence. Hold on a second. Let me make sure I get this right.
Speaker 3:This sounds like mine, doesn't it?
Speaker 2:It's similar to mine too.
Speaker 1:All right Intelligence is at 59.
Speaker 4:Support 10.
Speaker 1:Support 10. Plus 10. Compassion 8. So you're at 59 for support.
Speaker 4:She don't care either.
Speaker 3:And independent 7.
Speaker 4:Compassion 8. So you're at 59 for support she don't care either and independent 7.
Speaker 1:Compassion 8, you said yeah. All right, so you're at 57. Okay, and then what was the other one? You said?
Speaker 4:And independent 7.
Speaker 1:Independence 7. He's like that's my girl right now.
Speaker 4:Pretty much.
Speaker 3:Were you basing it off of that? Actually, what Of her Of Nurse Newbooty?
Speaker 1:So we can all assume that Nurse Newbooty is at 64, it looks Dang. I've seen pictures, man. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 4:You're an asshole. Nah, she's off the charts, she is intelligence 59.
Speaker 1:Support is also 59. Compassion 57. And independence 56. He's like not only is she not compassionate, but she needs to be with me 24-7. That's terrible, all terrible. Alright, lil Bro, do you have your list? Are you ready?
Speaker 2:I'm trying to get all these numbers.
Speaker 3:I can't believe I didn't have any time to get my numbers right right.
Speaker 1:So how do you feel about your girls guys? Do you think she your girls?
Speaker 3:guys, do you think she's going?
Speaker 1:to make it in this league.
Speaker 3:No, I mean here all of those are important to me. If I had to go down the list of most important or least important. It's like compassion, support, independence looks intelligence Probably in that order.
Speaker 1:Compassion will be your most important. It's funny because that's the least amount of points.
Speaker 3:No, because I thought it was because I'm bad at math, right? So when I finished, you can't just change it.
Speaker 1:I think you're bullshitting yourself because you went through the list your first time. Without thinking about the proper order of it, you just started giving out shit. The first thing you said was look, 26 points, 375. I can't handle ugly bitch.
Speaker 3:How many points did you put for looks? Did you put 26? Is what I said before? No, I put 15, which you said second. It should have been five. That should have been five. The rest should have been in compassion.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I agree it should have been. There's a reason why it wasn't. When we asked you If you went with one of them, it would have been locked in.
Speaker 3:But I went with you first, sir, the worst one at math. That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:I don't feel like it's a math problem If we're keeping it 100, I don't think this has anything to do with math.
Speaker 4:I'm terrible at math.
Speaker 1:but what you're doing right now has nothing to do with arithmetic, sir, At all.
Speaker 3:Can we listen to Lil Bro's list?
Speaker 1:I think he's still trying to look for more points. He has to borrow some points.
Speaker 2:Okay, I have looks 13.
Speaker 1:So 49 plus 13.
Speaker 2:All right Intelligence 10. 10.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, All right Intelligence 10. I need a drum roll.
Speaker 1:Intelligence 10? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Compassion 8.
Speaker 4:This is sounding similar.
Speaker 5:See, this does sound like mine. It's a board 10.
Speaker 2:All right. Where am I at now? I know I got independence.
Speaker 5:That's what.
Speaker 2:I've been trying to do, calculating all this, do all this shit. Man, I didn't think we was going to be doing a riff, a-ticking shit, oh damn.
Speaker 1:Independence. You said what.
Speaker 2:I didn't say it yet. Because I said it, I don't know how many points I have left. That's actually where I'm at yeah, I have a number here. I just want to.
Speaker 1:I don't want to Well say it, I don't want to go over. Say what number it is 11.
Speaker 2:I don't want to go over. I don't want to go over. I don't think you.
Speaker 1:I've seen that a lot at Wells Fargo Well give me nine for compassion.
Speaker 2:Wait what?
Speaker 1:did you have 13. Jeopardy 13, 10, 8.
Speaker 2:No, I changed it to 9. Compassion.
Speaker 3:No, you can't change it. We've established. You can't change it.
Speaker 2:That's cool. It's all hypothetical.
Speaker 1:Independence 11, and that will leave you with eight for support.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 3:That's what we got. This girl would suck in 2K. She'd be terrible.
Speaker 1:So little bro, 62 looks. So we see, looks isn't as important for you as it is for the other two. Both of them had their girls at 64. Um, make mine with a grain of salt. Intelligence 59 like. Um, all of you gave 10 points to intelligence, which says a little something, but as unintelligent as you guys are sometimes, I don't know if that's the best place to allocate your points no, no low-key this is.
Speaker 3:I've had conversations like this with my friends. I'm like, dude, I can't marry somebody dumber than me. Like that's a fear, is like I meet the love of my life. She's so stupid. Yeah, we'd be fucked. We'd have no money.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I have a low tolerance for dumb. Yeah, I can't. I can't do dumb.
Speaker 3:You should have put I would have, I would have big bro.
Speaker 4:He had a comment going.
Speaker 2:I did, I'm going to keep that here. Keep that here, nah Keep that here.
Speaker 4:Nah, go ahead, nope, say what you got to say Not going to do it.
Speaker 1:Say what you got to say.
Speaker 4:It's a lot of. He deleted that category of my player.
Speaker 1:It's going to be real hard for you to find somebody dumber and I'm not saying that no, no, damn. No, I don't mean it like that.
Speaker 2:I don mean you're pretty stupid. No, I wouldn't say oh, no he reserves that for scooty.
Speaker 3:Yeah, not you. Yeah, he thinks you're mildly stupid. Right, he has a mild case and he thinks most people are mildly stupid.
Speaker 1:Agreed, only in comparison only in comparison, but we'll talk about that on a different snackable. Um, all right, uh, compassion, you gave your girl eight.
Speaker 2:I gave her more, but I didn't have enough then you couldn't give her more. That's what I'm saying. I had to sacrifice for looks.
Speaker 1:No, so you don't want her to be compassionate. I do want her to be compassionate, but you just this shit is hard, it's hard.
Speaker 2:all those components are important. That's kind of the point of this. But you just I told you, man, this shit is hard. It's hard Because we need.
Speaker 1:That's kind of the point. All those components are important. That's kind of the point of this.
Speaker 3:It's going to be difficult, right, but the way you're critiquing it, if you put sense of humor on there, I would have given like half my points into that on purpose.
Speaker 1:Really On purpose. So you would date an ugly. She thinks she cute. Well, hey.
Speaker 2:No, that's cool because it'll be easier for you to punch her and she's still laughing wow oh, sorry that was. I'd like that call back, but anyway go ahead, I'd rather I'd rather have that.
Speaker 1:I'd rather have that than that poor lady I just think about she ugly and getting punched and damn, she's just sitting on a billion dollars.
Speaker 2:All the cash you get packs of surgery. Well, change that face, sorry go ahead my bad.
Speaker 3:No, I'd rather have that than um. You know a girl who's ugly that doesn't make me laugh yeah, that's true, that's true, I'd rather if she's hot as fuck and just not funny.
Speaker 1:No, you know how. I know you'll never get a girl that's hot as fuck is because of the way you say it like that. If she's hot as fuck, yeah, he's never going to get over a six.
Speaker 2:Damn Remember you said it's cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but if she's funny and she's under a six, then she doesn't have to be hot as fuck.
Speaker 5:So you would date a six if she's hilarious, yeah, like funnier than you.
Speaker 3:You're cool with that if somebody's funnier than you. No one's funnier than me, but theoretically, yeah you are pretty funny. I see the spirit of Big. Bro jumping to you.
Speaker 1:That's the humor I'm like ah Wow, yeah, no, that's one of my. You almost busted right there. I know you really did Ah humor, oh my God.
Speaker 3:No, that's when my Big Bro tendencies start to come out.
Speaker 1:I see. Are you attracted to female comics? He's like no, that's a good question.
Speaker 3:They're too funny. I want them just funny, but not funnier than probably sometimes, if they are funnier than me, which not many are really.
Speaker 1:So I'm talking like like ali wong. You think ali wong is hot?
Speaker 3:uh, yeah, kind of you don't think ali wong is.
Speaker 2:I think I'm thinking of another.
Speaker 1:I think I'm thinking of somebody I I think I'm thinking of somebody, I'm researching Because my favorite.
Speaker 2:I like Nikki Glaser. Ally Wong is pretty hot. No, I'm just saying I like Nikki Glaser. Yeah, I think she's hot.
Speaker 4:Nikki Glaser.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, nikki's fantastic. Yeah, she's hot. Yeah, I saw her in Nashville. I love too.
Speaker 1:I love how all three of you just pulled your phones out and just started looking at hot comics. I always also look at hot comics, all because Lotta needs some funny woman in his life. You guys are looking up hot comics.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we'll just hit the comedy club, not with you, wow.
Speaker 1:Wow, you would be. Yeah, because you'd be the punchline. We wouldn't be anywhere near the front. I know because you have a very punchline face. They advise people to not sit you especially, sir, I'm going to tell you, if we see you up front, it's going to be a night you with the MAGA hat would you go to the comic store with a MAGA hat. Oh hell, no. Do you own a MAGA hat and Would?
Speaker 4:you go to the comic store in a MAGA hat. Oh hell no.
Speaker 2:Do you own a MAGA hat?
Speaker 4:No, and if we went, I would sit behind you, so they wouldn't even see me. Who I would sit behind, big Bro, oh, you don't think they'll see your white skin. No, they'll just see his big chest. Oh my God, I get uncomfortable here.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. Oh my god. Sometimes I get really uncomfortable. You like it right a little, but not.
Speaker 3:We talk about how much muscles, you have a little a little, but not as much as you might think how much muscles you have a little, but not that was like a borderline cat line. Yeah sue me wow how do you so? How do you feel about our rankings on there?
Speaker 4:I think it's pretty terrible. Thank you, we know obviously.
Speaker 2:Shocker.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I think you guys could all do better.
Speaker 3:Did you say what yours would be? Did you say what yours would be?
Speaker 2:We need more money.
Speaker 3:No, not yet.
Speaker 2:We ran out of money.
Speaker 1:I created the game. I don't need it. Wow, I don't need to. Wow, I don't need to no, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Or just do what I did and rank the most important to least important.
Speaker 1:We'll see the numbers online tonight. I like when you do that Most important to least important. So for me, support would be at the top. Yeah, that's a big one. Um, then looks. Compassion, intelligence and independence would be probably least. Yeah, yeah, I want you to be independent, but I don't think. I think, as far as being important to me on whatever list then. I don't know. I think that would be the lowest for me.
Speaker 4:I see it yeah, I think I'm the same way.
Speaker 3:That's the least important but independent, yeah, out of all, really. Yeah, I could see that for you especially yeah, dang, why'd you say it like that?
Speaker 4:yeah, why'd you say like that?
Speaker 3:that wasn't like a negative thing, that was just. I could see it for you especially I'm curious.
Speaker 1:This sounded pretty negative.
Speaker 3:All right no, but I like you know you like company I Whoa what.
Speaker 1:Have you ordered a prostitute before? No, really You've never ordered.
Speaker 4:Not for me. A whore dash, really I've ordered for a whore dash, allegedly.
Speaker 1:I've ordered for a whore dash. I love how we talk about what's your quality. What would you allocate these points? And then it drops down to whore dash Less than three minutes later With the shit that Scootie says. Right, right Come on now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's fair, you ordered.
Speaker 1:Have you ever called? One of those Vegas numbers with the digit faces. Yeah, I've done it for a friend, it's always for a friend, meaning the friend is his alter ego, right, right? No, I'm pretty sure it was Louis. The friend is his off-pod personality, his OPP Right. I like that.
Speaker 4:So okay, you order for your op, no, no, I think I've done it for Lewis in Vegas like two or three times Shocker. Yeah, what is this?
Speaker 2:Old 90s black music. You down with OBD. Naughty by nature. The name of the group Naughty by Nature Came out like 91.
Speaker 1:He ordered a woman for someone else.
Speaker 2:This beat is this song is fucking awesome.
Speaker 4:Well, it's because Lewis never went to a strip club and he never. Yeah, like we would always go, like when I was single back in the day, and shit, he would just never want to go inside.
Speaker 2:He'd be like he'd go on a Wednesday. He goes for lunch, Right?
Speaker 1:Nah he would just chill in the car. You still got that rim special.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he just I don't know he was scared to go in.
Speaker 4:He just never wanted to go in. Oh, he never wanted to go in. Yeah, like the whole group would go, we'd just like leave him outside in the car.
Speaker 5:It was like he was like the lookout. I don't know what he was doing out there. He was the lookout.
Speaker 4:He was a lookout. Yeah, like, I really don't Like the lookout. Yeah, what were y'all doing? I don't.
Speaker 2:The fuck were y'all doing to the house? What strip clubs? Nothing.
Speaker 1:Were you robbing strip clubs? No, we weren't.
Speaker 4:He was the lookout, but yeah, like you went into steel business. He was just waiting in the car Right. Just waiting in the car about, like we've been like the big vegas strip clubs, like sapphire, all that you know crazy horse he's like
Speaker 2:he's like multiple ethnicities, never one to go, it's too diverse wait, I smell cocoa butter.
Speaker 5:No, no, no, is that?
Speaker 4:that's crazy. There's a di in there, but I think one time I think it was on his birthday where I where I call one of the vegas numbers and it was like some company that did like la and las vegas and they were like oh, yeah, yeah, we can have someone, uh, you know, meet your airbnb like four hours I was like damn, he's okay.
Speaker 1:And it was like do I?
Speaker 4:push one, or how do I do this? And I was going to like do a prank and like have them show up, because he was like as a joke, Right a prank. Yeah, Okay. But then I was like that's going to be a lot of money and I was trying to get the rest of the guys to push for it?
Speaker 3:How much was it? They weren't.
Speaker 1:Reason is but like I'm estimating, like probably like starting like 12 1200, just for a woman to come over and like dance on you. Is that is that?
Speaker 3:their baseline, I'm right. Well, we got the 1200 package and we got the 2000 package.
Speaker 1:Can I get one of your 1200 bitches, please? One of your?
Speaker 3:1200 and,200. And that's the value in you.
Speaker 2:Yo wait a minute.
Speaker 4:It's $1,200 just to get the bitch over to the crib and to just dance. I'm estimating, yeah, and then that's like probably You're masturbating.
Speaker 1:No, no, whoa, whoa. Is that what he said? Estimating? Oh, you're estimating, but he will be.
Speaker 4:I'll be ordering you new headphones.
Speaker 1:Please, I thought you said you were matching. Is that part of the $1,200? Like you can't do anything, you just have to watch.
Speaker 4:I don't know. I've heard people like I have a couple friends that have done it before. Friends.
Speaker 1:So many friends all of a sudden Right.
Speaker 4:They're not imaginary listeners.
Speaker 1:He ain't talking about a friend forever.
Speaker 5:Right listeners, he ain't talking about a friend forever.
Speaker 1:Everybody's got a friend.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because we've never heard these stories ever right, this is new. So, yeah, there was this. One time, like one of my friends was telling me that he ordered um like two prostitutes to come over, and this was over in vegas, and that they charged 1200 and he thought it was each. He thought it was Each, he thought it was total, it was each. And then he had to tip on top of that and give money to their security guard that showed up outside the door.
Speaker 5:Oh, my God Hell, no. And then?
Speaker 4:he's like bro, I don't have any more money. They took him to a Bank of America around the corner. The security guard drove him there.
Speaker 2:Dude Margot Robbie, better Robbie's going to be coming over With baby oil.
Speaker 4:Shout out Margot Robbie Whoa With baby oil. That took a turn, margot.
Speaker 2:Robbie and baby oil.
Speaker 4:What you mean I know, but everyone's got some baby oil right now.
Speaker 1:Why are you? Yeah why did you just?
Speaker 2:awkwardly rub yourself no no, that's her Like, she glistening, she shining.
Speaker 4:She is. Yeah, shout out to her, she's so fine.
Speaker 2:Woo, that's top white right there.
Speaker 5:Top, white Top notch white.
Speaker 3:Yes, mm-mm-mm, can I tell you real quick who I think one of the prettiest women of all time is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, please.
Speaker 3:Megan Fox.
Speaker 1:She's got terrible thumbs.
Speaker 3:I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1:Have you seen her thumbs?
Speaker 3:Who gives a fuck about her? I don't give a shit. Have you seen her thumbs? I don't care. She can have no thumbs.
Speaker 1:She won't be able to pick none she can have three thumbs.
Speaker 3:I don't like it.
Speaker 5:She can have no thumbs Shut up. Nah, that's wild.
Speaker 3:Why have you seen her thumbs? I know. Why do you know so?
Speaker 4:much about her thumbs. Look at Megan Fox's thumbs.
Speaker 1:I'm good I really am doing that right now. It's her body. We know you are. We know if anybody's going to do it, it's going to be you, right there.
Speaker 3:Why does she have a square-ass thumb? You see right, it's weird right, oh, that's wrong.
Speaker 4:She has a genetic condition, guys. What is it?
Speaker 2:We mean guys, we're not saying nothing. What is it? What the fuck?
Speaker 4:I can't pronounce it, so I'm going to hand the phone to you.
Speaker 1:What is that? Am I making fun of someone with a problem?
Speaker 4:You are Technically.
Speaker 1:Ai is telling me she has a genetic condition, really, and it's a long medical name that I will not know how to pronounce Brachydactyly, type D Ooh, which results in shorter thumbs with the stubby appearance.
Speaker 4:Sounds like an extinct dinosaur.
Speaker 1:Let me see, I know right Little bro's like where can I donate? Let me see that I would like to. Wow Is there a foundation or something?
Speaker 5:Yeah, I've never heard of it. Can you imagine that You're?
Speaker 1:on like Jeopardy or something Celebry. That because charity you're playing for this week is the stubby thumbs. That's hilarious. That's not right. I should stop.
Speaker 2:I've never noticed that. How did you notice that?
Speaker 3:it was in person no straight for a thumb right, it is not even that bad um no, it was all like stop it it was like TMZ several years ago.
Speaker 1:Of course it was yeah or something like some well, she's gorgeous, she's beautiful, she's beautiful yeah, she's the most gorgeous, but it's not for me bro
Speaker 2:yes what scott john hansen is prime pure uncut cocaine just cause she's white celebrity crush no, I'm saying, she's my celebrity crush. She's beautiful. I've got several. I mean, I have several too, but that's my one, that's my. A1 right there, oh and Topanga you know who is.
Speaker 1:I've got several. Halle Berry is like my ultimate, that's a cheat code Probably.
Speaker 2:She's like supremely gorgeous. No shit, she's a cheat code, but I mean my list would consist of Marissa Tomei.
Speaker 1:Marissa Tomei is up there for me.
Speaker 3:From Spider-Man. That's where you know her from.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my cousin Vin marissa tomei is up there for me from, uh, from spider-man. That's where you know her from. Yeah, my cousin vinnie marissa tomei. Oh, man, she's spider, she's the ant, right? No? She's fine, she is fine, yeah, she's a different world yeah, um, another one would be we can do I like Lisa Bonet a lot. I love Lisa Bonet. Lisa Bonet is a badass. She's badass as fuck the most underrated, but is moving up the ranks. Hillary, duff, nigga, hillary.
Speaker 2:Duff, did you see her nipple slip video?
Speaker 4:No, I didn't see that Hold on listeners If I could explain what just happened, little bro literally jumped out of his chair that's the fastest. I've seen a move mike away, have you seen? I think she is she is nice thing.
Speaker 3:Am I sleeping on hillary dove?
Speaker 1:yes now she is bad, but I don't know you guys. You guys are the white European, very thin, interesting, very proper.
Speaker 2:Hilary Duff is nice.
Speaker 1:Hilary.
Speaker 4:Duff is thick. She's only 37, huh You're so creepy, you're so creepy. You're so creepy. Sorry, she looks older than 37. You think so? Yeah, a little bit In that picture at least. What the fuck are you?
Speaker 2:looking at. Are you sure you typed in Hillary Dove, not Hillary Clinton? Oh wrong, we know how you feel about the liberals Wrong one, I guess she does look 37. What does 37 look like?
Speaker 4:Like Hillary Dove.
Speaker 3:No, she all right. She all right, he's thinking about.
Speaker 4:Hollywood 37 got you, thank you, yeah sorry, yeah you must, because yeah, it was crazy is she.
Speaker 1:She looks very natural yes, yeah there's no like that. That's what I think. For me, natural, no makeup is like super attractive. Halle Berry is beautiful. Yes, you know who else is beautiful low-key, but I know you guys are like what the fuck? Angela Bassett.
Speaker 2:Oh, I saw her in person.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I met her. She is gorgeous. Angela Bassett is a die.
Speaker 2:I met her in 2005.
Speaker 3:She is gorgeous From Black Panther Wakanda Forever. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1:Okay, what's love got to do with it? Waiting to exhale before you were born? Yeah, she's a beast. Yeah.
Speaker 4:She's really sweet too. She is gorgeous, she's gorgeous. Wait, what she's really sweet. I've worked with her a couple of times.
Speaker 2:Oh, you really Really. Yeah, I worked on a press junkie with her and Bernie Mac, mr 3000. That's when I met her, you talking about ass and. I'm not into older women like that. And remember this is 2005, so she's still old, but still she was bruh.
Speaker 1:I'm saying she's vintage you know Vintage, she's in that antique shop. You see, the level of disgust on a lot of this face went to that ass was fat, that ass was fat.
Speaker 2:That ass was fat.
Speaker 3:Scooty. Who's your celebrity crush, or are you not?
Speaker 4:allowed to have those anymore. No, no, no, I still got mine Shit. Oh, we know I would go. Margot Robbie, marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 1:Marilyn Monroe, marilyn.
Speaker 3:Monroe, marilyn Monroe, you know she's not a lot right, I know Okay. Dude that sounds like a fetish, I don't know. You went way back. That's crazy, bro. You went way back she's gorgeous.
Speaker 2:Why don't we start with?
Speaker 1:that.
Speaker 2:Right, I know right. She's gorgeous, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 3:There's a lot. Yeah, she's gorgeous, that's interesting.
Speaker 1:She would never talk to you.
Speaker 4:That's so sad. And Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 1:Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 3:Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 1:That sounds really familiar From Pitch Perfect yeah.
Speaker 4:I know what it is you like.
Speaker 2:Anna.
Speaker 5:Kendrick.
Speaker 2:Really, yeah, okay, no, I feel you. There's something. No, I feel you because I had a crush briefly with she looks a little bit like the bitch from twilight, I'm not gonna say that I had a crush on christian stewart for a while yes, christian stewart, I had a huge crush on him.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I sat next man, I sat next to her. Um, really did she know?
Speaker 1:yes she knew, didn't know if it was in like the dark or something I forgot what theater show came then she.
Speaker 2:Then she ran away. She was sitting right next to me. Did she look good in person?
Speaker 3:Are you sure this is Anna Kendrick, or you just?
Speaker 1:saw some reddish brownish hair and you're like Anna.
Speaker 3:Kendrick.
Speaker 4:Who is this? Is this Anna Kendrick? You said no, no, no. Chris Stewart.
Speaker 3:Oh, Chris Stewart.
Speaker 4:No shit, I would know if Anna Kendrick was next. What would you do if you met?
Speaker 1:her. What would you do if you met her?
Speaker 2:I don't know you don't know what you would do if you met Anna.
Speaker 4:Kendrick yeah, I don't do well with I don't know why I don't do well with celebrities.
Speaker 1:I don't do well with meeting people. He doesn't do well with women.
Speaker 5:Like if it's a sports celebrity like I'm fine.
Speaker 4:Movies and TVs and stuff like that. I think I've worked with them so much I try to leave them alone. I don't really talk to them.
Speaker 1:There's that whole restraining order. It's hard to work about 150 feet when you're trying to work, oh man.
Speaker 4:That's cold, that's cold.
Speaker 5:You walked into that one.
Speaker 4:I did walk into that one.
Speaker 1:I gave him a straight out of the room.
Speaker 2:He ate his ownstraining order.
Speaker 5:LA County judge says you have to.
Speaker 1:Not totally your fault, that's totally.
Speaker 4:Man, it went from a snackable to a lunchable. Oh man.
Speaker 2:All right well.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I love it. We'll try to get that removed next time. Yeah, shout out to our celebrity, I'll go to court with you. We'll get that fixed.
Speaker 2:Shout out to our celebrity crushes Absolutely, I have more I left off the table, but go ahead. We know, we know you do.
Speaker 1:We've got years for that. All right, All right Well all right Peace out.
