Big Bro Lil Bro Podcast (BBLB)
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Big Bro RJ and Lil Bro Tuck are two loud minds at different stages of grown-manhood. Big Bro’s in full “Unc” mode—equal parts realist, life coach, and walking cookout playlist. He’s no know-it-all… he just knows he knows more than most. Lil Bro’s still clinging to his YN energy, dodging crazy circumstances like it’s cardio and occasionally learning the hard way.
Running the sound is Scooty McNogame—the formally (maybe still kinda) creepy, sound engineer. Now newly engaged, thanks to Big Bro’s tough (borderline abusive) love and years of watching Lil Bro's struggles like a live-action cautionary tale.
And now: Lotta Sausage, former contributor, now full fledged co-host; the Fresh out of college kid with zero dating experience, endless questions, and the romantic instincts of a soggy waffle. He’s confused, he’s confident in his lack of confidence who's here to learn from the other three... (poor guy).
It’s real talk, reckless advice, and ridiculous takes from a crew that ALMOST has it figured out. Tap in for laughs, lessons, lists and the kind of chaos you didn’t know you needed.
Big Bro Lil Bro Podcast (BBLB)
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the views and opinions expressed on the BBLB are Lil Bro, what are you doing?
Speaker 2I'm snacking on chips, nigga.
Speaker 1What you mean. We're trying to do the disclaimer.
Speaker 2I get it, but I think the audience knows what's real. You're not really an asshole. Scootie really doesn't abduct bitches, and Lotta well, he ain't got no bitches, but I I mean still what's up? Good point.
Speaker 3Snackables bitch.
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Speaker 5And then start saying what does she rank in terms of like qualities? Was she your nicest person you ever met? Probably not. You probably met a nicer girlfriend, but then she wasn't as smart. Okay. So then, is your your nicest person you ever met? Probably not. You probably met a nicer girlfriend, but then she wasn't as smart. Okay, so then, is your wife your smartest? Probably not, but she's smart. But then the other girl who was smarter wasn't as nice. You know what I'm saying. Looks like your wife. Is she the finest girl you ever dated? You're like hell. No, it can't be, because she a thought, that girl's a thought I say that to my wife all the time.
Speaker 5Me and my wife. There's no way we can max out.
Speaker 2The baddest chick you had is never your wife. Never, because usually they don't have the qualities to be your wife.
Speaker 5They didn't work on themselves any other way, because they look so good. All they do is dunk. They can't shoot a free throw. Yeah. So, it's real, huh.
Speaker 4And they were all divorced. The following day.
Discussing Marcellus Wiley's Relationship Theory
Speaker 1So that, of course, is Marcellus Wiley on his platform talking about maxing out in a relationship. Basically, he's saying that you can't get everything top level in comparison to other people you've dated across the board. Where do you guys fall on that?
Speaker 2He's saying, like the minute you get married, that's that's what he's saying, yeah.
Speaker 1Or like when, like the one you chose to marry, like it's kind of less, I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah doesn't equate to what you were doing before well, you just say you'll never, she'll never be the top of everything, she'll never be first. Oh, she'll never.
Speaker 2Match everything, match up yeah, okay, got you, got you, got you. Oh man, I don't know that that's an interesting take, because I've never heard anybody say that before. So that one's, that one's tough. Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 5I mean, I guess I agree I guess I agree.
Speaker 2I guess I agree with kind of, because I'm like that it's tough to say, because I mean, if you dealt with so many different chicks and then if you chose to marry one, mean clearly it had to be something special for her for you to put the ring on her.
Speaker 1I don't think he's saying that there's nothing special about them. I just think he's saying that the other qualities, where she's not you know the best in that category that you've been with, outshine that one category. Hence why he's with her, got you. So he's not saying that she's not quality or right as well. You just say in certain areas yeah yeah, where do you guys?
Speaker 3I don't look at like that's such a weird way to look at it for me like if, if I'm dating, if I'm, you know, let's say I've dated three girls and I'm no, you have but yeah let's say, I have in this world, um, and I'm, and I'm dating a girl now that I think I'm gonna marry.
Speaker 3I'm not thinking, I'm not looking at her, I'm like, well, her ass is smaller than the second one, her boobs are bigger than the third and she's smarter than the first one, but I like her, you know, I'm just like. I don't like that's such a yeah I why.
Speaker 3But it's like, and then it's like okay, I'll tally all that up and then decide if I want to propose like that's uh, like no, like I don't, I wouldn't look at, I wouldn't look at my girlfriend like that yeah, it's almost like you building a bitch, kind of.
Speaker 2But then you left some shit out like, yeah, it's like, yeah, you built a bitch, but then you left some shit out like Build a bitch, yeah, you build a bitch, but then you left some shit out. I don't want her too perfect. She has to have some flaws, but you know she can't be.
Speaker 3So I mean, what he's saying is probably what would be the flaws that you would pick, though, right, oh man, where do we start?
Speaker 1So let's say, you had All right.
Speaker 2Let's say Says our listeners, but anyway Says one listener. Fuck you, cheryl. You think I forgot about you. I didn't leave you in 2022.
Speaker 4I remember you, he really did not forget damn.
Speaker 2Yeah, I listened to that episode like two months ago. Fuck that bitch. Anyway, sorry, we're in 2025.
Speaker 5That was my past. Okay, back to your build-a-bitch proposition.
Speaker 1Would you build-a-bitch? No, I would not. My wife is everything that.
Speaker 5I want.
Speaker 1She's maxed out in every single way.
Speaker 3So you don't agree, then no, I don't.
Speaker 1I'm completely against it Especially when.
Speaker 5I've been married twice.
Speaker 1Yeah and right, right right, you know, I think he has a lot of uh good points when he says oh, you know, usually the more attractive women have thought tendencies, right? Um like my first marriage. Like my ex wife, she was you know six years older and attractive at the time, Um, but that's shifted in like almost immediately after we started dating. It was like, oh, that's not enough, that's not, that is not enough, that is terrible. Wait a minute.
Speaker 2Immediately after we started dating.
Speaker 1Immediately Now I was, I was, I was young and stupid.
Speaker 4Immediately me now I was, I was young and stupid right um, which is what I'm trying to keep you guys away from.
Speaker 1It's working yeah, right, it really is. Um, shout out to the bro, but yeah, but now you know, I'm married to someone who really is and I don't want to say something as cliche as checks all the boxes, but she is phenomenal in every single way, right, uh, so so to have that as a point for comparison is, I don't know. I think it's unfair for me to interject in this conversation, because where I'm at right now, it's just everything's off the charts. It's like light years ahead. Yeah, beauty, passion, intelligence, you know, supportive.
Speaker 4I feel like that's how it should be when you find a wife.
Speaker 3Yeah 100% you would think I mean remember you're putting the ring on her, that's how that's how you know she's your wife.
Speaker 1Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2Um so that's why I was so torn in the beginning, because I'm like man, that's kind of tough to really answer.
Speaker 1Right. So let's say it's you know your life, 2k wife build oh, I'm here.
Speaker 3I'm in it.
Speaker 1And you get. How many points do you get to do a? My player in NBA 2K.
Speaker 3He's on at midnight it's not by point system, but it's not. It's not my point system, but it's like everything is from 40ish to 99.
Speaker 1right. So so you gotta say you have a certain amount of points. You start off with 50 in every year. First off, what are five areas that you would uh want or you want us to rate, and where would you allocate the points? Let let's say you start with 49 and I give you, well, let's say, 50 points, five different categories looks, intelligence, compassion, support and independent.
Speaker 5Hmm, what independent Hmm.
Speaker 1What were?
Speaker 3they one more time. I forgot all of them. You said looks yeah.
Speaker 4Looks compassion, support.
Speaker 2Yeah, support.
Speaker 4There's one more Intelligence, intelligence, thank you. Compassion, support, and then independence, and then independence.
Speaker 3Okay, good, all right, I feel big bro. And then independence.
Speaker 4And then independence.
Speaker 3Okay, good, All right.
Speaker 4Ben, yeah, I feel big bro. I agree with you on the first four for sure.
Speaker 3And we get 50 points and we're allocating them into each of these, but they start off with 49. Oh, got it. Oh, we're trying to get them to 99?. All right, ben, all right, I'm here, I'm here long in.
Speaker 1I'm curious about the uh, the independent. What do you mean in full by that? So I I think a lot of people in relationships. We think like, um, you have to give yourself all to somebody at all times, and if you don't, then you're not doing the right thing. I would say the opposite. I would say that each person needs to be an independent entity that comes together with the other person.
Speaker 2Agreed 1000%.
Speaker 1So when I say independent, I mean does it need to be with you 24-7?
Speaker 2That's big for me.
Speaker 1Right. Does it allows you to be independent as well? I don't like cling. Yeah, um, I don't like clingy chicks.
Speaker 2I see what you mean.
Evaluating Their Ideal Relationship Qualities
Speaker 1I don't like clingy chicks at all so someone who's strong, who's strong enough to be like oh no, I can go do this, right, you know, I can get up and go work out. Or I can get up and, you know, go go to work and do certain things so what you say, independence looks, intelligence, compassion, and what was the last one? Uh, it's looks. Compassion, support, intelligence and independence. That's what I forgot with support.
Speaker 3Okay, you have your I'm not sure I did this right, but I got numbers, all right everybody starts at a 49 and now, all right, what do we got? Do you want to go bone by one for each category? Yeah like round robin or just like list them off and uh no, just start, looks.
Speaker 1And then you started with 49. You have 50 points to give to increase your players, your girlfriends, score. Where are you allocating the points to increase your girlfriend's score? Where are you allocating the points?
Speaker 3Okay, okay, so you're just asking me and not hugging. I gave looks a 75.
Speaker 4Okay so you that might be too high just over math on the first someone else go for someone else.
Speaker 1You just gave 26 of your points to looks someone else go first.
Speaker 3I'm.
Speaker 1I'm a visual learner so you gave 26 points and now you're at 75. That's what you're telling me.
Speaker 3No, okay, let's say I give 10 points to looks, I'll give 8 points to support, I'll give 15 to independence.
Speaker 1Wait, hold on. How much are you giving to looks?
Speaker 3Oh God, what did I? 15?, 15. Okay, 15 to looks.
Speaker 1Wait, hold on, hold on. How much are you giving to looks? Oh God, what did I? 15? 15.
Speaker 3Okay, 15 to looks All right, support will go 10.
Speaker 110.
Speaker 3Intelligence will go 10.
Speaker 110.
Speaker 3Independence 10, and then the rest in compassion and the rest in compassion and the rest in compassion.
Speaker 1Is that that's a lot for compassion 10, 20, 30 plus 15, for you to give five points to compassion she doesn't need all right, she doesn't need compassion.
Speaker 3Now you're up no five compassion or sorry you're late, it's done it.
Speaker 1It's done, you're in. God damn it, you're in. So you gave 15 to looks. Now your girl is a 64 in looks.
Speaker 3In 2K. That's terrible.
Speaker 1Five to compassion. So your girl is a 54. She's not compassionate at all I got to work late. Fuck you, I'm fucking your best friend.
Speaker 4Oh damn, no compassion.
Speaker 2That's crazy.
Speaker 1Ten to support, but then she supports. I shouldn't have fucked your best friend.
Speaker 3I'm so sorry. This is literally build a bitch. This is exactly what you said you didn't want to do.
Speaker 1I'm just trying to figure.
Speaker 2You didn't want to do I'm just trying to figure out, because you allocated your points in a certain way. Don't blame me, except you're welcome.
Speaker 1Yeah, 59 in intelligence. So she kind of stupid See how much time they have and then 59 for independence. So, lana, your girl is not I got you, I like the crazy ones.
Speaker 3I don got you. I like the crazy ones, I don't know. I like the crazy, not caring dumb ones, so Scooty what would you do?
Speaker 1Looks All right, I got looks on 15. Looks plus 15. So you're at 64 with looks.
Speaker 4I got intelligence 10.
Speaker 1So you're at 59 with intelligence. Hold on a second. Let me make sure I get this right.
Speaker 3This sounds like mine, doesn't it?
Speaker 2It's similar to mine too.
Speaker 1All right Intelligence is at 59.
Speaker 4Support 10.
Speaker 1Support 10. Plus 10. Compassion 8. So you're at 59 for support.
Speaker 4She don't care either.
Speaker 3And independent 7.
Speaker 4Compassion 8. So you're at 59 for support she don't care either and independent 7.
Speaker 1Compassion 8, you said yeah. All right, so you're at 57. Okay, and then what was the other one? You said?
Speaker 4And independent 7.
Speaker 1Independence 7. He's like that's my girl right now.
Speaker 4Pretty much.
Speaker 3Were you basing it off of that? Actually, what Of her Of Nurse Newbooty?
Speaker 1So we can all assume that Nurse Newbooty is at 64, it looks Dang. I've seen pictures, man. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 4You're an asshole. Nah, she's off the charts, she is intelligence 59.
Speaker 1Support is also 59. Compassion 57. And independence 56. He's like not only is she not compassionate, but she needs to be with me 24-7. That's terrible, all terrible. Alright, lil Bro, do you have your list? Are you ready?
Speaker 2I'm trying to get all these numbers.
Speaker 3I can't believe I didn't have any time to get my numbers right right.
Speaker 1So how do you feel about your girls guys? Do you think she your girls?
Speaker 3guys, do you think she's going?
Speaker 1to make it in this league.
Speaker 3No, I mean here all of those are important to me. If I had to go down the list of most important or least important. It's like compassion, support, independence looks intelligence Probably in that order.
Speaker 1Compassion will be your most important. It's funny because that's the least amount of points.
Speaker 3No, because I thought it was because I'm bad at math, right? So when I finished, you can't just change it.
Speaker 1I think you're bullshitting yourself because you went through the list your first time. Without thinking about the proper order of it, you just started giving out shit. The first thing you said was look, 26 points, 375. I can't handle ugly bitch.
Speaker 3How many points did you put for looks? Did you put 26? Is what I said before? No, I put 15, which you said second. It should have been five. That should have been five. The rest should have been in compassion.
Speaker 1Yeah, I agree it should have been. There's a reason why it wasn't. When we asked you If you went with one of them, it would have been locked in.
Speaker 3But I went with you first, sir, the worst one at math. That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 1I don't feel like it's a math problem If we're keeping it 100, I don't think this has anything to do with math.
Speaker 4I'm terrible at math.
Speaker 1but what you're doing right now has nothing to do with arithmetic, sir, At all.
Speaker 3Can we listen to Lil Bro's list?
Speaker 1I think he's still trying to look for more points. He has to borrow some points.
Speaker 2Okay, I have looks 13.
Speaker 1So 49 plus 13.
Speaker 2All right Intelligence 10. 10.
Speaker 4Oh shit, All right Intelligence 10. I need a drum roll.
Speaker 1Intelligence 10? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2Compassion 8.
Speaker 4This is sounding similar.
Speaker 5See, this does sound like mine. It's a board 10.
Speaker 2All right. Where am I at now? I know I got independence.
Speaker 5That's what.
Speaker 2I've been trying to do, calculating all this, do all this shit. Man, I didn't think we was going to be doing a riff, a-ticking shit, oh damn.
Speaker 1Independence. You said what.
Speaker 2I didn't say it yet. Because I said it, I don't know how many points I have left. That's actually where I'm at yeah, I have a number here. I just want to.
Speaker 1I don't want to Well say it, I don't want to go over. Say what number it is 11.
Speaker 2I don't want to go over. I don't want to go over. I don't think you.
Speaker 1I've seen that a lot at Wells Fargo Well give me nine for compassion.
Speaker 2Wait what?
Speaker 1did you have 13. Jeopardy 13, 10, 8.
Speaker 2No, I changed it to 9. Compassion.
Speaker 3No, you can't change it. We've established. You can't change it.
Speaker 2That's cool. It's all hypothetical.
Speaker 1Independence 11, and that will leave you with eight for support.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 3That's what we got. This girl would suck in 2K. She'd be terrible.
Speaker 1So little bro, 62 looks. So we see, looks isn't as important for you as it is for the other two. Both of them had their girls at 64. Um, make mine with a grain of salt. Intelligence 59 like. Um, all of you gave 10 points to intelligence, which says a little something, but as unintelligent as you guys are sometimes, I don't know if that's the best place to allocate your points no, no low-key this is.
Speaker 3I've had conversations like this with my friends. I'm like, dude, I can't marry somebody dumber than me. Like that's a fear, is like I meet the love of my life. She's so stupid. Yeah, we'd be fucked. We'd have no money.
Speaker 2Yeah, I have a low tolerance for dumb. Yeah, I can't. I can't do dumb.
Speaker 3You should have put I would have, I would have big bro.
Speaker 4He had a comment going.
Speaker 2I did, I'm going to keep that here. Keep that here, nah Keep that here.
Speaker 4Nah, go ahead, nope, say what you got to say Not going to do it.
Speaker 1Say what you got to say.
Speaker 4It's a lot of. He deleted that category of my player.
Speaker 1It's going to be real hard for you to find somebody dumber and I'm not saying that no, no, damn. No, I don't mean it like that.
Speaker 2I don mean you're pretty stupid. No, I wouldn't say oh, no he reserves that for scooty.
Speaker 3Yeah, not you. Yeah, he thinks you're mildly stupid. Right, he has a mild case and he thinks most people are mildly stupid.
Speaker 1Agreed, only in comparison only in comparison, but we'll talk about that on a different snackable. Um, all right, uh, compassion, you gave your girl eight.
Speaker 2I gave her more, but I didn't have enough then you couldn't give her more. That's what I'm saying. I had to sacrifice for looks.
Speaker 1No, so you don't want her to be compassionate. I do want her to be compassionate, but you just this shit is hard, it's hard.
Speaker 2all those components are important. That's kind of the point of this. But you just I told you, man, this shit is hard. It's hard Because we need.
Speaker 1That's kind of the point. All those components are important. That's kind of the point of this.
Speaker 3It's going to be difficult, right, but the way you're critiquing it, if you put sense of humor on there, I would have given like half my points into that on purpose.
Speaker 1Really On purpose. So you would date an ugly. She thinks she cute. Well, hey.
Speaker 2No, that's cool because it'll be easier for you to punch her and she's still laughing wow oh, sorry that was. I'd like that call back, but anyway go ahead, I'd rather I'd rather have that.
Speaker 1I'd rather have that than that poor lady I just think about she ugly and getting punched and damn, she's just sitting on a billion dollars.
Speaker 2All the cash you get packs of surgery. Well, change that face, sorry go ahead my bad.
Speaker 3No, I'd rather have that than um. You know a girl who's ugly that doesn't make me laugh yeah, that's true, that's true, I'd rather if she's hot as fuck and just not funny.
Speaker 1No, you know how. I know you'll never get a girl that's hot as fuck is because of the way you say it like that. If she's hot as fuck, yeah, he's never going to get over a six.
Speaker 2Damn Remember you said it's cool.
Speaker 1Yeah, but if she's funny and she's under a six, then she doesn't have to be hot as fuck.
Speaker 5So you would date a six if she's hilarious, yeah, like funnier than you.
Speaker 3You're cool with that if somebody's funnier than you. No one's funnier than me, but theoretically, yeah you are pretty funny. I see the spirit of Big. Bro jumping to you.
Speaker 1That's the humor I'm like ah Wow, yeah, no, that's one of my. You almost busted right there. I know you really did Ah humor, oh my God.
Speaker 3No, that's when my Big Bro tendencies start to come out.
Speaker 1I see. Are you attracted to female comics? He's like no, that's a good question.
Speaker 3They're too funny. I want them just funny, but not funnier than probably sometimes, if they are funnier than me, which not many are really.
Speaker 1So I'm talking like like ali wong. You think ali wong is hot?
Speaker 3uh, yeah, kind of you don't think ali wong is.
Speaker 2I think I'm thinking of another.
Vegas Stories and Professional Companions
Speaker 1I think I'm thinking of somebody I I think I'm thinking of somebody, I'm researching Because my favorite.
Speaker 2I like Nikki Glaser. Ally Wong is pretty hot. No, I'm just saying I like Nikki Glaser. Yeah, I think she's hot.
Speaker 4Nikki Glaser.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, nikki's fantastic. Yeah, she's hot. Yeah, I saw her in Nashville. I love too.
Speaker 1I love how all three of you just pulled your phones out and just started looking at hot comics. I always also look at hot comics, all because Lotta needs some funny woman in his life. You guys are looking up hot comics.
Speaker 4Yeah, we'll just hit the comedy club, not with you, wow.
Speaker 1Wow, you would be. Yeah, because you'd be the punchline. We wouldn't be anywhere near the front. I know because you have a very punchline face. They advise people to not sit you especially, sir, I'm going to tell you, if we see you up front, it's going to be a night you with the MAGA hat would you go to the comic store with a MAGA hat. Oh hell, no. Do you own a MAGA hat and Would?
Speaker 4you go to the comic store in a MAGA hat. Oh hell no.
Speaker 2Do you own a MAGA hat?
Speaker 4No, and if we went, I would sit behind you, so they wouldn't even see me. Who I would sit behind, big Bro, oh, you don't think they'll see your white skin. No, they'll just see his big chest. Oh my God, I get uncomfortable here.
Speaker 1Oh my God. Oh my god. Sometimes I get really uncomfortable. You like it right a little, but not.
Speaker 3We talk about how much muscles, you have a little a little, but not as much as you might think how much muscles you have a little, but not that was like a borderline cat line. Yeah sue me wow how do you so? How do you feel about our rankings on there?
Speaker 4I think it's pretty terrible. Thank you, we know obviously.
Speaker 2Shocker.
Speaker 1I don't know. I think you guys could all do better.
Speaker 3Did you say what yours would be? Did you say what yours would be?
Speaker 2We need more money.
Speaker 3No, not yet.
Speaker 2We ran out of money.
Speaker 1I created the game. I don't need it. Wow, I don't need to. Wow, I don't need to no, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3Or just do what I did and rank the most important to least important.
Speaker 1We'll see the numbers online tonight. I like when you do that Most important to least important. So for me, support would be at the top. Yeah, that's a big one. Um, then looks. Compassion, intelligence and independence would be probably least. Yeah, yeah, I want you to be independent, but I don't think. I think, as far as being important to me on whatever list then. I don't know. I think that would be the lowest for me.
Speaker 4I see it yeah, I think I'm the same way.
Speaker 3That's the least important but independent, yeah, out of all, really. Yeah, I could see that for you especially yeah, dang, why'd you say it like that?
Speaker 4yeah, why'd you say like that?
Speaker 3that wasn't like a negative thing, that was just. I could see it for you especially I'm curious.
Speaker 1This sounded pretty negative.
Speaker 3All right no, but I like you know you like company I Whoa what.
Speaker 1Have you ordered a prostitute before? No, really You've never ordered.
Speaker 4Not for me. A whore dash, really I've ordered for a whore dash, allegedly.
Speaker 1I've ordered for a whore dash. I love how we talk about what's your quality. What would you allocate these points? And then it drops down to whore dash Less than three minutes later With the shit that Scootie says. Right, right Come on now.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's fair, you ordered.
Speaker 1Have you ever called? One of those Vegas numbers with the digit faces. Yeah, I've done it for a friend, it's always for a friend, meaning the friend is his alter ego, right, right? No, I'm pretty sure it was Louis. The friend is his off-pod personality, his OPP Right. I like that.
Speaker 4So okay, you order for your op, no, no, I think I've done it for Lewis in Vegas like two or three times Shocker. Yeah, what is this?
Speaker 2Old 90s black music. You down with OBD. Naughty by nature. The name of the group Naughty by Nature Came out like 91.
Speaker 1He ordered a woman for someone else.
Speaker 2This beat is this song is fucking awesome.
Speaker 4Well, it's because Lewis never went to a strip club and he never. Yeah, like we would always go, like when I was single back in the day, and shit, he would just never want to go inside.
Speaker 2He'd be like he'd go on a Wednesday. He goes for lunch, Right?
Speaker 1Nah he would just chill in the car. You still got that rim special.
Speaker 5Yeah, he just I don't know he was scared to go in.
Speaker 4He just never wanted to go in. Oh, he never wanted to go in. Yeah, like the whole group would go, we'd just like leave him outside in the car.
Speaker 5It was like he was like the lookout. I don't know what he was doing out there. He was the lookout.
Speaker 4He was a lookout. Yeah, like, I really don't Like the lookout. Yeah, what were y'all doing? I don't.
Speaker 2The fuck were y'all doing to the house? What strip clubs? Nothing.
Speaker 1Were you robbing strip clubs? No, we weren't.
Speaker 4He was the lookout, but yeah, like you went into steel business. He was just waiting in the car Right. Just waiting in the car about, like we've been like the big vegas strip clubs, like sapphire, all that you know crazy horse he's like
Speaker 2he's like multiple ethnicities, never one to go, it's too diverse wait, I smell cocoa butter.
Speaker 5No, no, no, is that?
Speaker 4that's crazy. There's a di in there, but I think one time I think it was on his birthday where I where I call one of the vegas numbers and it was like some company that did like la and las vegas and they were like oh, yeah, yeah, we can have someone, uh, you know, meet your airbnb like four hours I was like damn, he's okay.
Speaker 1And it was like do I?
Speaker 4push one, or how do I do this? And I was going to like do a prank and like have them show up, because he was like as a joke, Right a prank. Yeah, Okay. But then I was like that's going to be a lot of money and I was trying to get the rest of the guys to push for it?
Speaker 3How much was it? They weren't.
Speaker 1Reason is but like I'm estimating, like probably like starting like 12 1200, just for a woman to come over and like dance on you. Is that is that?
Speaker 3their baseline, I'm right. Well, we got the 1200 package and we got the 2000 package.
Speaker 1Can I get one of your 1200 bitches, please? One of your?
Speaker 31200 and,200. And that's the value in you.
Speaker 2Yo wait a minute.
Speaker 4It's $1,200 just to get the bitch over to the crib and to just dance. I'm estimating, yeah, and then that's like probably You're masturbating.
Speaker 1No, no, whoa, whoa. Is that what he said? Estimating? Oh, you're estimating, but he will be.
Speaker 4I'll be ordering you new headphones.
Speaker 1Please, I thought you said you were matching. Is that part of the $1,200? Like you can't do anything, you just have to watch.
Speaker 4I don't know. I've heard people like I have a couple friends that have done it before. Friends.
Speaker 1So many friends all of a sudden Right.
Speaker 4They're not imaginary listeners.
Speaker 1He ain't talking about a friend forever.
Speaker 5Right listeners, he ain't talking about a friend forever.
Speaker 1Everybody's got a friend.
Speaker 4Yeah, because we've never heard these stories ever right, this is new. So, yeah, there was this. One time, like one of my friends was telling me that he ordered um like two prostitutes to come over, and this was over in vegas, and that they charged 1200 and he thought it was each. He thought it was Each, he thought it was total, it was each. And then he had to tip on top of that and give money to their security guard that showed up outside the door.
Speaker 5Oh, my God Hell, no. And then?
Speaker 4he's like bro, I don't have any more money. They took him to a Bank of America around the corner. The security guard drove him there.
Speaker 2Dude Margot Robbie, better Robbie's going to be coming over With baby oil.
Speaker 4Shout out Margot Robbie Whoa With baby oil. That took a turn, margot.
Speaker 2Robbie and baby oil.
Speaker 4What you mean I know, but everyone's got some baby oil right now.
Speaker 1Why are you? Yeah why did you just?
Speaker 2awkwardly rub yourself no no, that's her Like, she glistening, she shining.
Speaker 4She is. Yeah, shout out to her, she's so fine.
Speaker 2Woo, that's top white right there.
Speaker 5Top, white Top notch white.
Speaker 3Yes, mm-mm-mm, can I tell you real quick who I think one of the prettiest women of all time is.
Speaker 1Yeah, please.
Speaker 3Megan Fox.
Celebrity Crushes and Physical Preferences
Speaker 1She's got terrible thumbs.
Speaker 3I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1Have you seen her thumbs?
Speaker 3Who gives a fuck about her? I don't give a shit. Have you seen her thumbs? I don't care. She can have no thumbs.
Speaker 1She won't be able to pick none she can have three thumbs.
Speaker 3I don't like it.
Speaker 5She can have no thumbs Shut up. Nah, that's wild.
Speaker 3Why have you seen her thumbs? I know. Why do you know so?
Speaker 4much about her thumbs. Look at Megan Fox's thumbs.
Speaker 1I'm good I really am doing that right now. It's her body. We know you are. We know if anybody's going to do it, it's going to be you, right there.
Speaker 3Why does she have a square-ass thumb? You see right, it's weird right, oh, that's wrong.
Speaker 4She has a genetic condition, guys. What is it?
Speaker 2We mean guys, we're not saying nothing. What is it? What the fuck?
Speaker 4I can't pronounce it, so I'm going to hand the phone to you.
Speaker 1What is that? Am I making fun of someone with a problem?
Speaker 4You are Technically.
Speaker 1Ai is telling me she has a genetic condition, really, and it's a long medical name that I will not know how to pronounce Brachydactyly, type D Ooh, which results in shorter thumbs with the stubby appearance.
Speaker 4Sounds like an extinct dinosaur.
Speaker 1Let me see, I know right Little bro's like where can I donate? Let me see that I would like to. Wow Is there a foundation or something?
Speaker 5Yeah, I've never heard of it. Can you imagine that You're?
Speaker 1on like Jeopardy or something Celebry. That because charity you're playing for this week is the stubby thumbs. That's hilarious. That's not right. I should stop.
Speaker 2I've never noticed that. How did you notice that?
Speaker 3it was in person no straight for a thumb right, it is not even that bad um no, it was all like stop it it was like TMZ several years ago.
Speaker 1Of course it was yeah or something like some well, she's gorgeous, she's beautiful, she's beautiful yeah, she's the most gorgeous, but it's not for me bro
Speaker 2yes what scott john hansen is prime pure uncut cocaine just cause she's white celebrity crush no, I'm saying, she's my celebrity crush. She's beautiful. I've got several. I mean, I have several too, but that's my one, that's my. A1 right there, oh and Topanga you know who is.
Speaker 1I've got several. Halle Berry is like my ultimate, that's a cheat code Probably.
Speaker 2She's like supremely gorgeous. No shit, she's a cheat code, but I mean my list would consist of Marissa Tomei.
Speaker 1Marissa Tomei is up there for me.
Speaker 3From Spider-Man. That's where you know her from.
Speaker 1Yeah, my cousin Vin marissa tomei is up there for me from, uh, from spider-man. That's where you know her from. Yeah, my cousin vinnie marissa tomei. Oh, man, she's spider, she's the ant, right? No? She's fine, she is fine, yeah, she's a different world yeah, um, another one would be we can do I like Lisa Bonet a lot. I love Lisa Bonet. Lisa Bonet is a badass. She's badass as fuck the most underrated, but is moving up the ranks. Hillary, duff, nigga, hillary.
Speaker 2Duff, did you see her nipple slip video?
Speaker 4No, I didn't see that Hold on listeners If I could explain what just happened, little bro literally jumped out of his chair that's the fastest. I've seen a move mike away, have you seen? I think she is she is nice thing.
Speaker 3Am I sleeping on hillary dove?
Speaker 1yes now she is bad, but I don't know you guys. You guys are the white European, very thin, interesting, very proper.
Speaker 2Hilary Duff is nice.
Speaker 1Hilary.
Speaker 4Duff is thick. She's only 37, huh You're so creepy, you're so creepy. You're so creepy. Sorry, she looks older than 37. You think so? Yeah, a little bit In that picture at least. What the fuck are you?
Speaker 2looking at. Are you sure you typed in Hillary Dove, not Hillary Clinton? Oh wrong, we know how you feel about the liberals Wrong one, I guess she does look 37. What does 37 look like?
Speaker 4Like Hillary Dove.
Speaker 3No, she all right. She all right, he's thinking about.
Speaker 4Hollywood 37 got you, thank you, yeah sorry, yeah you must, because yeah, it was crazy is she.
Speaker 1She looks very natural yes, yeah there's no like that. That's what I think. For me, natural, no makeup is like super attractive. Halle Berry is beautiful. Yes, you know who else is beautiful low-key, but I know you guys are like what the fuck? Angela Bassett.
Speaker 2Oh, I saw her in person.
Speaker 1Yeah, I met her. She is gorgeous. Angela Bassett is a die.
Speaker 2I met her in 2005.
Speaker 3She is gorgeous From Black Panther Wakanda Forever. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1Okay, what's love got to do with it? Waiting to exhale before you were born? Yeah, she's a beast. Yeah.
Speaker 4She's really sweet too. She is gorgeous, she's gorgeous. Wait, what she's really sweet. I've worked with her a couple of times.
Speaker 2Oh, you really Really. Yeah, I worked on a press junkie with her and Bernie Mac, mr 3000. That's when I met her, you talking about ass and. I'm not into older women like that. And remember this is 2005, so she's still old, but still she was bruh.
Speaker 1I'm saying she's vintage you know Vintage, she's in that antique shop. You see, the level of disgust on a lot of this face went to that ass was fat, that ass was fat.
Speaker 2That ass was fat.
Speaker 3Scooty. Who's your celebrity crush, or are you not?
Speaker 4allowed to have those anymore. No, no, no, I still got mine Shit. Oh, we know I would go. Margot Robbie, marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 1Marilyn Monroe, marilyn.
Speaker 3Monroe, marilyn Monroe, you know she's not a lot right, I know Okay. Dude that sounds like a fetish, I don't know. You went way back. That's crazy, bro. You went way back she's gorgeous.
Speaker 2Why don't we start with?
Speaker 1that.
Speaker 2Right, I know right. She's gorgeous, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 3There's a lot. Yeah, she's gorgeous, that's interesting.
Speaker 1She would never talk to you.
Speaker 4That's so sad. And Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 1Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 3Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 1That sounds really familiar From Pitch Perfect yeah.
Speaker 4I know what it is you like.
Speaker 2Anna.
Speaker 5Kendrick.
Speaker 2Really, yeah, okay, no, I feel you. There's something. No, I feel you because I had a crush briefly with she looks a little bit like the bitch from twilight, I'm not gonna say that I had a crush on christian stewart for a while yes, christian stewart, I had a huge crush on him.
Speaker 4Yeah, I sat next man, I sat next to her. Um, really did she know?
Speaker 1yes she knew, didn't know if it was in like the dark or something I forgot what theater show came then she.
Speaker 2Then she ran away. She was sitting right next to me. Did she look good in person?
Speaker 3Are you sure this is Anna Kendrick, or you just?
Speaker 1saw some reddish brownish hair and you're like Anna.
Speaker 3Kendrick.
Speaker 4Who is this? Is this Anna Kendrick? You said no, no, no. Chris Stewart.
Speaker 3Oh, Chris Stewart.
Speaker 4No shit, I would know if Anna Kendrick was next. What would you do if you met?
Speaker 1her. What would you do if you met her?
Speaker 2I don't know you don't know what you would do if you met Anna.
Speaker 4Kendrick yeah, I don't do well with I don't know why I don't do well with celebrities.
Speaker 1I don't do well with meeting people. He doesn't do well with women.
Speaker 5Like if it's a sports celebrity like I'm fine.
Speaker 4Movies and TVs and stuff like that. I think I've worked with them so much I try to leave them alone. I don't really talk to them.
Speaker 1There's that whole restraining order. It's hard to work about 150 feet when you're trying to work, oh man.
Speaker 4That's cold, that's cold.
Speaker 5You walked into that one.
Speaker 4I did walk into that one.
Speaker 1I gave him a straight out of the room.
Speaker 2He ate his ownstraining order.
Speaker 5LA County judge says you have to.
Speaker 1Not totally your fault, that's totally.
Speaker 4Man, it went from a snackable to a lunchable. Oh man.
Speaker 2All right well.
Speaker 1Oh man, I love it. We'll try to get that removed next time. Yeah, shout out to our celebrity, I'll go to court with you. We'll get that fixed.
Speaker 2Shout out to our celebrity crushes Absolutely, I have more I left off the table, but go ahead. We know, we know you do.
Speaker 1We've got years for that. All right, All right Well all right Peace out.
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